my mouth tastes like poor choices
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just want nice things and good sex
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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