I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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