Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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