I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I supernannyed him into submission
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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