Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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