If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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