Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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