Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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