we have officially lost it.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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