love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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