Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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