People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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