He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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