Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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