after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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