Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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