Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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