Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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