People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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