why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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