do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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