when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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