I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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