i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
