Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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