She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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