Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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