sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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