Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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