yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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