i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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