My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
