So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
In America we eat man semen.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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