Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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