Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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