Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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