She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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