: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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