just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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