And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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