sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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