So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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