ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
