I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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