their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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