I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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