my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I don't deserve a penis
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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