I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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