Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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