At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish I only lived at night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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