And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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